Joe Wood, Kent
Britain
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Bowie is my God
Also, Freddie Mercury
The Cure are cool also

 

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farisrottersnose:

superintendentchalmers:

yugoslavic:

 she may aswell eat her own shite 

bollocks its apple juice

jesus fucking christ she must stink man

this is actually disgusting

Anonymous asked
ARE U FUCKING STUPID?!! why would you send that to someone who wants to commit suicide? are you serious? if you cant help, SHUT THE FUCK UP. do u really think that was something they needed to hear?? wow. you are ridiculous.

I wasn’t being mean. And they may already know it. I was just pointing out that there are better things in life, and sometimes (it’s sad to say) it’s kind to be cruel… :/

farisrottersnose:

earngoldstars:

highsandliquor:

farisrottersnose:

ok so jarrad bought me this advent calendar because he is lovely but i am sorry
all the princesses on here are the originals
you know
from when we were kids, so obvs i know all of them EXCEPT FOR THIS BITCH HERE IN THE MIDDLE
like who the fuck she came out what like last year?? what is she doing here? and what the fuck happened to princess jasmine, i never remember her dying or whatever so why isnt she there? you cant just replace her shes in fucking ALADDIN
i bet its because she’s asian, the racist cunts. as soon as a white girl comes in they say oh let kick out the brownie we can live without her.
i am sorry
i am so pissed off

its cos she’s asain. they could have replaced her with the new black chick but no, no.

Jasmine isn’t even asian! hahaha wow. she’s Indian. Aladdin was set in the India you obviously aren’t a true disney fan. Mulan was the asian one. And that girl in the middle’s name is Rapunzel, she is in the movie Tangled, and it’s a pretty good disney movie if you ask me. 

ok sorry you are one dumb fuck, india is in asia…
omfg haaaa oh dear, please stop trying to ruin a post with your incorrect georgraphy

And it’s not even set in India, it’s in arabia.
Still bloody Asian though.

farisrottersnose:

earngoldstars:

highsandliquor:

farisrottersnose:

ok so jarrad bought me this advent calendar because he is lovely but i am sorry

all the princesses on here are the originals

you know

from when we were kids, so obvs i know all of them EXCEPT FOR THIS BITCH HERE IN THE MIDDLE

like who the fuck she came out what like last year?? what is she doing here? and what the fuck happened to princess jasmine, i never remember her dying or whatever so why isnt she there? you cant just replace her shes in fucking ALADDIN

i bet its because she’s asian, the racist cunts. as soon as a white girl comes in they say oh let kick out the brownie we can live without her.

i am sorry

i am so pissed off

its cos she’s asain. they could have replaced her with the new black chick but no, no.

Jasmine isn’t even asian! hahaha wow. she’s Indian. Aladdin was set in the India you obviously aren’t a true disney fan. Mulan was the asian one. And that girl in the middle’s name is Rapunzel, she is in the movie Tangled, and it’s a pretty good disney movie if you ask me. 

ok sorry you are one dumb fuck, india is in asia…

omfg haaaa oh dear, please stop trying to ruin a post with your incorrect georgraphy

And it’s not even set in India, it’s in arabia. Still bloody Asian though.

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shirakeru:

thegreatestmanthateverlived:

shirakeru:

the autobiography of beth knighton: what do you mean i can’t marry a laptop?

Beth Knighton: Supa Kawaiiiiii

joe wood: how i lived being painfully un kawaii

my name is Joe wood. What is this, I don’t even

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Anonymous asked
lauren busby wants to bone you

Erm, hooray? I’ll file this under ‘peculiar’.
And it’d help if I knew her……

Weeelcooome

joesusername:

To theeee tragiiiiic kingdooom!

How many followers do we have between us? Can’t be more than 18 or so……